The Finish is a tea model for the apocalypse
However you think the apocalypse is coming, The End has a tea to go with the occasion. Pandemic Chill, with its "harmonious infusion of lemon and ginger," seems like a very topical choice, but there are also Meteor Calm, Nuclear Detox, Peace Invasion and Mint Wildfire.
Niiiiice matched each disaster with a number of suitable flavors. When the world ends in inferno, the Mint Wildfire aroma of mint and rosemary offers "a calming effect on the digestive system and breathing," while Nuclear Detox is filled with toxin-killing vanilla and cinnamon.
The agency even made a short film for The End, which of course is accompanied by a soothing voice and pictures of laughing people enjoying tea. "A new nuclear war, polar thaw, tsunamis, even the brain-eating amoeba – everything sounds like heavenly music with a warm cup in hand," intones the advertisement solemnly.
All flavors are available through The End website, which also sells emergency mylar blankets, which you can presumably sip your End-of-World mug under.
the-end-infusions.com; niiiiice.agency